Repeat after me: “I hereby resolve, promise and swear that if I have not yet bought the now out-of-print hardcover edition of Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found I will buy the new paperback edition when it comes out on April 11, 2011.”
There you go. Your new year is sure to be excellent now. Although… now that I think about it, you also may want to start exercising more, drinking less, eating better and finishing all those projects you’ve been meaning to work on.
Oh well, here’s to 2011!
(And here’s this year’s Top 10 rundown — Happy New Year!)