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Look! Some folks won a free copy of “Milk Eggs Vodka!”

A hearty and heartfelt congratulations to Laura (who needs bleach and eggs) and Amber (who shops for Cosmo, chocolate donuts and pads, but only “once a month”). Laura and Amber were the winners of the “Milk Eggs Vodka” book giveaway. Thanks to everyone who entered the contest (I’ll probably do another soon!). Take a look at the sampling of the community grocery list y’all created:

  • British Mars bar
  • salami
  • cheeses
  • olives
  • dried vegetables
  • Hershey’s Special dark chocolate bar
  • 5-grain bread from the bakery
  • shredded cheese
  • alcohol
  • ice cream
  • milk
  • avocado
  • black rice
  • dried figs
  • chocolate covered peanuts
  • bleach
  • eggs
  • toilet paper
  • peanut butter M&Ms
  • Cosmo
  • chocolate doughnuts
  • pads
  • lowfat sour cream
  • saltine crackers (store brand)

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