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Hey everyone, I made a little web site to help promote the release of my new book, Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost & Found. The book is basically the analog version of this site, featuring hundreds of hilarious discarded grocery lists (along with my even more hilarious commentary). Click here for more info.

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Anyway, the new site is a different take on things. It tells a short story (about 30 sentences) about life, based completely on found grocery lists. It’s my way of proving to you that strangers’ discarded grocery lists can be filled with life. True, the lists are trash, but that’s not the point. It’s all about taking a moment to think, to pay attention. To see the little moments and seemingly unimportant things that show us who we really are. Plus, it’s sort of about making fun of the weird things people buy and the fact that a lot of them can’t spell “bananas.”

Check out and tell your friends!