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Of shopping lists and shoplifters

“The three shopping lists below are scrawled on the back of business cards I find after we have a certain customer visit the store. Since I am not sure he is the same person who is named on the front of the cards or if he just has access to a large supply of them (like a customer would at a bank or car dealership) I am not showing the front. I also censored the phone number of ‘Jennifer’ (who is not a part of our visitor’s activities) before posting it so no one harrasses her with psycho calls. What is interesting about these shopping lists are that they are always dropped by the same serial shoplifter on his way out of the store.”