From the Orlando Sentinal’s reader gripes column: “I’m ticked off at the moron who designed the grocery carts that have those insipid little cars attached to the front so the kids can ride and pretend to drive. These carts are the equivalent of SUVs, and I’m even more ticked off at the ignorant mothers who use them and don’t pay attention when pushing these behemoths through the store. They are usually “double parked” in the middle of the snack-food aisle while mom jawbones on the cell phone and blocks what remains of the aisle. Block me again and shoot me another dirty look when I say “excuse me,” and I’m going into ramming speed.”