Grocery shopping far from jolly time

“Grocery shopping is one of those adulthood chores done with great begrudging. Even a masochist would find examining multiple sour cream expiration dates an unpleasant way to spend Saturday afternoon. However, the real pain starts with a list. Call me obtuse, or simply a guy, but I need grocery guidance. If you want a can of diced not chopped tomatoes, put it in writing, along with the GPS coordinates in the appropriate aisle.”