About this collection A short history St. Louis, 1997: I found an abandoned grocery list in a Schnuck's parking lot. I picked it up. It seemed interesting. So, of course, I decided to keep them every time I came across one. And the internet is a great place to do stupid things. So here it is. Why I like other people's grocery lists. They're funny. A lot of people cannot spell very well. I try not to make fun of them too much. And some people buy funny combinations of things. That's all. I used to collect key chains. I also collect small stones that look like shoes. And junk from the street. And old box cameras. And dirt. And some other stuff. Details All lists appear at 100% of the original size, unless they were scanned in by someone else and sent to me by email. Also, in the spirit of full disclosure, you will find a few non-grocery lists in this collection. There are some from Target, Home Depot, etc... Deal with it. Most of the lists are predictably mundane, but a few standouts earn spots in the Lists of Top 10 Lists. I wrote a book It's called "Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost & Found." The book is published by HOW Books, part of F+W Publications, the publishers of Print and HOW magazines and many other quality books and magazines. So in addition to the certain crisp wit you've come to expect from me, you can be guaranteed a great presentation from the design-savvy folks at F+W. It has 20 hilarious chapters, is printed in full-color, contains 240 pages and will look really cool on your coffee table (or your dining room table!). And hey — it's available on Amazon! Things learned More people than I thought like onions. Mayonnaise is difficult to spell. So is banana, apparently. And anchovies. And yogurt. There are a lot of notepads out there touting the greatness of numerous bizarrely-named pharmaceuticals. I used to think my handwriting was lame. Now I don't. And lastly, very few people leave their grocery lists in the cart like they should! Things you should know By submitting lists to the GLC, you grant the GLC a perpetual, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, modify, publish, distribute, and otherwise exercise all copyright and publicity rights with respect to those lists its sole discretion, including posting it to websites and incorporating it in other works in any current and future media, including without limitation published books. If you do not wish to grant the GLC these rights, it is suggested that you do not contribute your lists or any lists you find. All submissions are essentially anonymous, and no specific personal information is published without your permission. The basic idea is this: If you send me a list, you are releasing it to me to have fun with it, to try to become a billionaire with it — and to share it with everyone. btw, I made a pretty comprehensive downloadable PDF for you to use when you go shopping. It's free, and it's called The Ultimatest Grocery List. Origins of the collected specimens I don't really keep track of where each list of from. I sort of wish I had when I started, but this project is ridiculous enough without having to scientifically catalog each item. Most of them were found by me in St. Louis, Missouri, but numerous people from around the world have contributed to the collection since it started, including a couple wonderful people who have donated in the hundreds. Thank you! You can donate as well, but there are rules. Tech In January 2005, after five years of updating each list by hand, in HTML, I finally put everything into iPhoto then used the extremely handy BetterHTMLExport to export the lists into auto-generated indices and pages. While it limits my design options (I just didn't feel like creating a custom template that day, so the clean, cool DP_PolaFrame template became the basis for the whole site), it will make it much easier to update and maintain the site. The weblog portions are powered by Blogger, but not for long. The product ads on the individual list pages are served by Amazon Associates. The text ads on all other pages are served by Google AdSense. These advertising programs help pay our bandwidth-heavy site hosting costs (50+ gigs/month!) and buy our groceries. Other btw, my name is Bill Keaggy and I like the Web. Some of my other projects include keaggy.com, di4ent.com, reddykilowatt.orgxBlog and (soon) phtgrphy.org. You can contribute! Or just say hi.

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